Woman Meticulously Reviews Shark Emojis On Twitter For Their Accuracy

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Sep 11, 2019 4:00 PM EDT

Shark expert and Twitter user Kat Mowle is answering the question that absolutely no one asked: how anatomically accurate are various shark emojis? Well, you're about to learn, along with a whole roundup of scientist emojis. Mark that down as information you didn't know you needed.

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    Text - Text - Kat Mowle, M.S @lunasnargle Would you like to see my reviews of shark emojis? (Twitter's is the worst)
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    Text - Fish - A very cute little guy. Has the right fins, but with only 3 gill slits he's not going to be Apple breathing too well. 9/10 This shark has SEEN SOME THINGS. So scared! And where's his other pectoral fin? Poor dude Google Still cute. 7/10
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    Text - Text - Well, it's much better than Microsoft's old shark emoji. But he has no gills to breathe Microsoft with. Maybe that's why he's sad. 6/10 Cute, but kind of evil looking? Has the right fins, but again, how hard is it to draw 2 extra Samsung lines for gill slits?!?! 8/10
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    Text - Fish - Very cute. He also looks scared. Missing his pelvic fins. Still can't breathe right. 7/10 WhatsApp Why Twitter? Why are you like this? Is he sad because he has an embarrassing overbite? Twitter Where are all his fins? Where are his gill slits?! 3/10
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    Text - Text - Facebook, you came so close! 4 gill slits! Just add another one! Still the best shark emoji Facebook 10/10 He's missing a few fins and gill slits, but he's so happy! So cute! 9/10 JoyPixels
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    Text - Kat Mowle, M.S. @lunasnargle I did another one, this time with the (largely unsafe) scientist emojis. Someone stop me
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    Text - Well, it seems like she has the proper PPE, though we can't see if she's wearing gloves. That steaming solution Apple is WAY too close to her face though. 7/10 Overall fairly solid. She's got her gloves, goggles, and lab coat. I'm still a bit concerned about how close that test Google tube is to her face. 9/10
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    Text - PUT SOME GLOVES ON, GIRL!!!! She's also holding that test tube too close to her face. And how are those safety Microsoft glasses staying on her head? 4/10 She looks...weird. I'm concerned about her lack of safety goggles given how close her face is to that flask. But Samsung she's happy at least? 5/10
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    Text - Sweetie...your solution there is bubbling over. Perhaps WhatsApp you should step away from it or stop the reaction? At least she's wearing safety goggles. 6/10 I'm generally not a huge fan of Twitter's emojis. Her solution is also mysteriously bubbling over, though the Twitter liquid is well below the neck of the flask so ??? 7/10
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    Text - Facebook wins again! She's wearing all the proper PPE, and holding the test tube away from her face. I'm proud Facebook of you, sweetie. Keep doing science! 10/10 Aaaaaaaaah put some gloves on! And maybe don't hold steaming solutions right up to your face? Think about JoyPixels safety, please! 5/10 Goth science chick. Cool. Overall she seems to be safe, with no liquids bubbling over or anything. I hope she's emojidex wearing gloves. 8/10
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